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  2. waldafrey:

    Game of Thrones Season 2 + Costume Porn

    Marg’s cone dress is the cause of everything bad in the world….Marg’s cone dress cancelled Arrested Development and put nipples on the batsuit.

    (via him-e)

     
  3. theportlygamer:

    This is beautiful man

    (Source: estormo-more-like-asstormo, via ursy153)

     
  4. sabenzero:

    omnicat:

    genalovestoons:

    kungphooey:

    my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together

    since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk

    so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol

    while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’

    ‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’

    ‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’

    ‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’

    ‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’

    ‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’

    Leggles

    While all of the above is great, I’d like to offer that dwaven ‘ale’ probably isn’t made from barley.  they live underground.  what grows underground? Mushrooms.  I’m saying Dwarven Ale is halucinogenic.  I’m saying Legolas was tripping balls.

    (Source: thorinium, via ursy153)

     
  5. humourous-fallen-angel:

    ben-c:

    since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

    here u go, bud

    YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.

    (via vyndist)

     
  6. accioabaddon:

    accioabaddon:

    capn-devdev:

    accioabaddon:

    accioabaddon:

    there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

    LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUE
    HOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

    Nail polish remover, sweetie.

    Well okay I found some luckily

    let’s try this shit out.

    IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.

    they are here to learn from the professionals.

    (via kastatik)

     

  7. That awkward moment when you don’t know if a car is going to let you cross.

    j4ckkme0ff:

    kimig11-riker6:

    rikerr5:

    dumbhumanlikeyou-:

    image

    this.

    hahahaha

    EXACT REACTION OMG

    omfg 267% accurate

    (Source: campbellsoup, via ursy153)

     
  8. cleowho:

    "It’s not in character at all."

    The Power of Kroll - season 16 - 1978/9

    (via tambokazooie)

     
  9. takoyaki-crossing:

    I bring you new villager

    (Source: mattgoon, via squeak-yognaught)

     

  10. ackleholic-padaaddict:

    quincy360:

    you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”

    Hey friends, this is a symptom of anxiety.

    (via scarythian)